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Angry Pet Lovers

3 Feb

Red of the ears, marble of the face.

They sign yes with their heads and wag no with their tails.

They shake your hand warmly while their little teeths bite your calves off.

They sit at your table and say how honored while their little asses pee on your carpet.

Mean people love their angry pets.


The Roadside Crow

22 Jan

I dated a woman who hurt me and found it fun
When years later I asked her what was all the fun
she smiled at me and replied you fool you didn’t run.

The Crow